Today I discovered this news story about a guy who robbed a Papa Johns last night - on Christmas Eve Eve.

And the worst part? He didn't even do it for the pizza, he did it for the money. Clearly this guy is mixed up in the head. Like that time I got hit on the head with a pan and liked anchovies on my pizza for a week. Man, that was a crazy week.

But my real question is this: What's up with the K-9 unit on the scene? See it in the picture there to the left? Papa Johns in the back. K-9 unit in the front. Why would they torture those poor dogs by making them smell hot, delicious pizza? Seriously, cops, what's up with that?