I used to love the show 24. Loved it. But last season...eh. Even Jack Bauer has his limits.

But that doesn't mean I can't share my 24-themed, radio active pizza with you all.



At first I was unsure what to use for the black part. "Black beans?" I asked my brother. "Hey," he shrugged, "it's your nose." Black olives were viewed as a safer choice.

The rest was pretty standard. Boboli wheat crust, Prego pizza sauce, mozzarella, and (of course) Jack cheese.

Oh Jack Bauer, I only hope next season is better.

Today I discovered this news story about a guy who robbed a Papa Johns last night - on Christmas Eve Eve.

And the worst part? He didn't even do it for the pizza, he did it for the money. Clearly this guy is mixed up in the head. Like that time I got hit on the head with a pan and liked anchovies on my pizza for a week. Man, that was a crazy week.

But my real question is this: What's up with the K-9 unit on the scene? See it in the picture there to the left? Papa Johns in the back. K-9 unit in the front. Why would they torture those poor dogs by making them smell hot, delicious pizza? Seriously, cops, what's up with that?