But that doesn't mean I can't share my 24-themed, radio active pizza with you all.

At first I was unsure what to use for the black part. "Black beans?" I asked my brother. "Hey," he shrugged, "it's your nose." Black olives were viewed as a safer choice.
The rest was pretty standard. Boboli wheat crust, Prego pizza sauce, mozzarella, and (of course) Jack cheese.
Oh Jack Bauer, I only hope next season is better.